Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think my moral compass just broke
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