You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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