Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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