You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
