Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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