If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Randomize
