We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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