It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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