I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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