Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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