It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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