I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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