i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
