So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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