You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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