I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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