# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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