Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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