thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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