i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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