After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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