I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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