You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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