Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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