He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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