her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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