You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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