Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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