She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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