Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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