so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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