Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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