someone get that fucking seahorse.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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