Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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