Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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