Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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