i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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