Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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