She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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