oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
did i just pee glitter
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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