This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is wine microwaveable?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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