It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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