What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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