Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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