theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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