Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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