just tell him i said nine months
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.