Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have already put on my inside pants.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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