At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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