Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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