I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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