Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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