1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is wine microwaveable?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
