I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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