I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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