did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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