of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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