We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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