doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
