Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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